Cipwegzog Pondudjadbim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing human.

Cipwegzog Pondudjadbim created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipwegzog Pondudjadbim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cipwegzog Pondudjadbim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cipwegzog Pondudjadbim's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cipwegzog Pondudjadbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.