Baglikhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered dugong.

Baglikhiv created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Baglikhiv, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Baglikhiv, it will destroy your home solar system.

Baglikhiv's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Baglikhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the north.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Always stare at clouds.