Yaktadfarminrillnur is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful goblin.

Yaktadfarminrillnur created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaktadfarminrillnur, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yaktadfarminrillnur, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yaktadfarminrillnur's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Yaktadfarminrillnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yaktadfarminrillnur.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yaktadfarminrillnur on top of all buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.