Genfudjam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional mole.

Genfudjam created light four years ago.

If you believe in Genfudjam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Genfudjam, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Genfudjam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Genfudjam's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Genfudjam.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Genfudjam.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Genfudjam seven times a day.

5. Do not chop down trees.