Farfenyak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witless faun.

Farfenyak created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farfenyak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farfenyak, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Farfenyak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Farfenyak's Holy Commandments

1. Farfenyak loves shrews, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.