Tettibaglap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy cobra.

Tettibaglap created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettibaglap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tettibaglap, it will torture you forever.

Tettibaglap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tettibaglap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tettibaglap.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.