Ominnakmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless jaguar.

Ominnakmil created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnakmil, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ominnakmil, she will laugh at you.

Ominnakmil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ominnakmil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Ominnakmil on top of important buildings.