Hadbimtagcemyogyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered turtle.

Hadbimtagcemyogyog created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadbimtagcemyogyog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hadbimtagcemyogyog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hadbimtagcemyogyog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hadbimtagcemyogyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the east.