Fithogwan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced turtle.

Fithogwan created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fithogwan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fithogwan, he will manifest in front of you.

Fithogwan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fithogwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Never wear pink boots.

4. Never feed peas to whales while wearing indigo trousers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.