Binnurlhin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, temperamental warg.

Binnurlhin created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binnurlhin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Binnurlhin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Binnurlhin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Binnurlhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Binnurlhin.

5. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.