Fligladzakzen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient armadillo.

Fligladzakzen created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligladzakzen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fligladzakzen, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fligladzakzen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fligladzakzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never jump in the presence of frogs.

4. Worship no other gods but Fligladzakzen.

5. Hide if seven great tits approach from the east.