Dabdavduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow butterfly.

Dabdavduss created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Dabdavduss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabdavduss, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dabdavduss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dabdavduss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Worship no other gods but Dabdavduss.