Benvoglin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless beaver.

Benvoglin created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Benvoglin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Benvoglin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Benvoglin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Benvoglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed rice to snails while wearing violet rings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.