Rentigquagtim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust giraffe.

Rentigquagtim created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rentigquagtim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rentigquagtim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rentigquagtim's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rentigquagtim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve goats, for they are unholy.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Rentigquagtim loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not shave your hands.