Arnfarcabvilpop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful grasshopper.

Arnfarcabvilpop created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnfarcabvilpop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arnfarcabvilpop, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Arnfarcabvilpop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Arnfarcabvilpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear white.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never laugh in holy places.