Wipsatcad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful raccoon.

Wipsatcad created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsatcad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wipsatcad, she will send you a sign.

Wipsatcad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wipsatcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.