Listhabdog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil cobra.

Listhabdog created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listhabdog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Listhabdog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Listhabdog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Listhabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Never paint your hands black.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.