Kopmidzak is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient
crocodile.
Kopmidzak created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kopmidzak, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kopmidzak, he will turn you into a frog.
Kopmidzak's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Kopmidzak's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.