Quagwodlig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing crab.

Quagwodlig created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Quagwodlig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagwodlig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quagwodlig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Quagwodlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Always wear white.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.