Faglab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent tortoise.

Faglab created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faglab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Faglab, it will come to you in dreams.

Faglab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Faglab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Faglab loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Faglab's priests.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.