Dosscenartyogbeppib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful rhinoceros.

Dosscenartyogbeppib created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosscenartyogbeppib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dosscenartyogbeppib, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dosscenartyogbeppib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dosscenartyogbeppib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Never bounce in the presence of great tits.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about gravity.