Megtipfom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil giraffe.

Megtipfom created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtipfom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Megtipfom, he will come to you in dreams.

Megtipfom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Megtipfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megtipfom.

5. Never think about gravity.