Fatligrot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, idiotic goose.

Fatligrot created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatligrot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fatligrot, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fatligrot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fatligrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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