Dagvilyarl is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, compassionate
cobra.
Dagvilyarl created vertebrates six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dagvilyarl, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dagvilyarl, she will boil you in a big pot.
Dagvilyarl's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Dagvilyarl's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Do not hurt sheep.
3. Do not speak about melons.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.
5. Never sit in holy places.