Jarnbusbedxen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, caring fox.

Jarnbusbedxen created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbusbedxen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jarnbusbedxen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jarnbusbedxen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jarnbusbedxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Never wear turquoise skirts.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Never run in holy places.
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