Titjabquimrotflag Libnellfud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental centipede.

Titjabquimrotflag Libnellfud created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Titjabquimrotflag Libnellfud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Titjabquimrotflag Libnellfud, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Titjabquimrotflag Libnellfud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Titjabquimrotflag Libnellfud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never paint your chest turquoise.

4. Never wear gray shirts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.