Bimbusrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omniscient crow.

Bimbusrutt created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimbusrutt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimbusrutt, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimbusrutt's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bimbusrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never feed bread to bats while wearing indigo tights.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Bimbusrutt must be the most important thing in your life.