Arfgadnulsin Satfidbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise raven.

Arfgadnulsin Satfidbonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arfgadnulsin Satfidbonk, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arfgadnulsin Satfidbonk, she will turn you into a goat.

Arfgadnulsin Satfidbonk's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Arfgadnulsin Satfidbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta goats for they are unholy.

2. You must love Arfgadnulsin Satfidbonk.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.