Labfemgub is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, amazing eagle.

Labfemgub created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Labfemgub, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Labfemgub, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Labfemgub's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Labfemgub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Labfemgub loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labfemgub.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Labfemgub on top of all buildings.