Dissfatratruttfetbitcephom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humorless mouse.

Dissfatratruttfetbitcephom created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dissfatratruttfetbitcephom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dissfatratruttfetbitcephom, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissfatratruttfetbitcephom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dissfatratruttfetbitcephom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Put Dissfatratruttfetbitcephom first in all things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Dissfatratruttfetbitcephom loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.