Natlooprat Batwotfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, deceitful bat.

Natlooprat Batwotfeb created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natlooprat Batwotfeb, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Natlooprat Batwotfeb, it will throw large rocks at you.

Natlooprat Batwotfeb's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Natlooprat Batwotfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of monkeys.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never go into blue rooms.