Natlooprat Batwotfeb is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, deceitful
bat.
Natlooprat Batwotfeb created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Natlooprat Batwotfeb, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Natlooprat Batwotfeb, it will throw large rocks at you.
Natlooprat Batwotfeb's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Natlooprat Batwotfeb's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in the presence of monkeys.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never go into blue rooms.