Cebsafbet is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous
dog.
Cebsafbet created oxygen five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cebsafbet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Cebsafbet, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Cebsafbet's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Cebsafbet's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.
2. Do not sit in public.
3. Do not shave your head.
4. Put Cebsafbet first in all things.
5. Never think about galaxies.