Gepgenged Bushadvedtal is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing lion.

Gepgenged Bushadvedtal created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgenged Bushadvedtal, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepgenged Bushadvedtal, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gepgenged Bushadvedtal's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gepgenged Bushadvedtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never look in ponds.
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