Fomhampon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody slug.

Fomhampon created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fomhampon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fomhampon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fomhampon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fomhampon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.