Hogarmlarp is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent
mole.
Hogarmlarp created the planet Mars two million years ago.
If you believe in
Hogarmlarp, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Hogarmlarp, he will not care at all.
Hogarmlarp's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Hogarmlarp's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Worship no other gods but Hogarmlarp.
5. Never think ill of sick moths.