Quafbugxen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, competent swan.

Quafbugxen created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafbugxen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quafbugxen, it will turn you into a goat.

Quafbugxen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quafbugxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear indigo ear rings.

5. Never paint your head blue.