Weedamnab is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, kind
gerbil.
Weedamnab created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weedamnab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Weedamnab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Weedamnab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Weedamnab's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick dogs.
2. Weedamnab loves ducks, so they must be respected.
3. Never paint your arms violet.
4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.
5. Always help snails.