Gudbonmid is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent
raccoon.
Gudbonmid created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gudbonmid, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Gudbonmid, she will turn you into a frog.
Gudbonmid's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Gudbonmid's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Gudbonmid's priests.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not take Gudbonmid's name in vain.
5. Never write about amino acids.