Gudbonmid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent raccoon.

Gudbonmid created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbonmid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudbonmid, she will turn you into a frog.

Gudbonmid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gudbonmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gudbonmid's priests.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not take Gudbonmid's name in vain.

5. Never write about amino acids.