Midzanbignilbuncut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthinking lion.

Midzanbignilbuncut created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Midzanbignilbuncut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Midzanbignilbuncut, she will be mildly annoyed.

Midzanbignilbuncut's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Midzanbignilbuncut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.