Nabsugfag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered porpoise.

Nabsugfag created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabsugfag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabsugfag, he will turn you into a dog.

Nabsugfag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nabsugfag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nabsugfag.
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