Negyamsig is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, staggering
bat.
Negyamsig created the cosmos twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Negyamsig, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Negyamsig, he will curse you with boils.
Negyamsig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Negyamsig's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not shave your legs.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.