Negyamsig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, staggering bat.

Negyamsig created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Negyamsig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Negyamsig, he will curse you with boils.

Negyamsig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Negyamsig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.