Popdamwab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, impressive gnu.

Popdamwab created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popdamwab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Popdamwab, he will send you a sign.

Popdamwab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Popdamwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of otters.

2. Popdamwab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never run near capybaras.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Always help sick mice.