Popdamwab is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, impressive
gnu.
Popdamwab created humankind three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Popdamwab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Popdamwab, he will send you a sign.
Popdamwab's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Popdamwab's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in the presence of otters.
2. Popdamwab must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Never run near capybaras.
4. Never think ill of sick birds.
5. Always help sick mice.