Batcedkin is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, happy
dolphin.
Batcedkin created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Batcedkin, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Batcedkin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Batcedkin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Batcedkin's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if eight voles approach from the east.
2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.
3. Never mention birds.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Pray towards the north.