Flywonomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid dugong.

Flywonomt created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flywonomt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flywonomt, it will turn you into a tree.

Flywonomt's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flywonomt's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Flywonomt's name in vain.