Padcabpang is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, quiet
crocodile.
Padcabpang created Europe six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Padcabpang, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Padcabpang, he will cry a lot.
Padcabpang's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Padcabpang's Holy Commandments1. Never eat figs.
2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Padcabpang on top of important buildings.
5. Do not make images of living things.