Rilcargen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast fish.

Rilcargen created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rilcargen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilcargen, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rilcargen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rilcargen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not chop down trees.