Zogxem is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving squirrel.

Zogxem created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogxem, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zogxem, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zogxem's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Zogxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zogxem.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never think about comets.