Xuckcidgid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured turtle.

Xuckcidgid created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckcidgid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xuckcidgid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Xuckcidgid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Xuckcidgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray immersed in water.