Limtamfum is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering
spider.
Limtamfum created a charm quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Limtamfum, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Limtamfum, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Limtamfum's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Limtamfum's Holy Commandments1. Never look at comets.
2. Great tits are not to be trusted.
3. Never feed rice to pigs while wearing fawn scarves.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.