Pakbessbesskap is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, passionate
parrot.
Pakbessbesskap created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.
If you believe in
Pakbessbesskap, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Pakbessbesskap, he will destroy your home planet.
Pakbessbesskap's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Pakbessbesskap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.