Pakbessbesskap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, passionate parrot.

Pakbessbesskap created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Pakbessbesskap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pakbessbesskap, he will destroy your home planet.

Pakbessbesskap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Pakbessbesskap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.